The Cast:

Kimberly Kane

Kimberly Kane is just a girl with a nerd fetish and a giant axe...

She burst onto the adult scene in 2003 and has remained one of the most in-demand sexual performers ever since. In 2010, she won the AVN Best Actress award for her career-peaking portrayal of Scully in Revolution X/Digital Sin's The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody.

Upon winning her award Kimberly took to the stage and proclaimed her love for D&D in front of the entire world in her acceptance speech.

Kimberly broke into directing with 2006's Naked and Famous from Pulse Pictures which earned--AAAAA--AVN's highest rating. She has gone on to direct regularly for Vivid Entertainment and Good Releasing, where her work consistently garners industry awards and high praise.

A little more about Kimberly in her own words: "I enjoy creative activities, mostly of a lewd nature. I like spending time with friends and working on new projects. I enjoy the beach, nature, photography, pornography and beer. I hate bugs, pretentious assholes, drunk sports fans and religion. I'm a smart girl but not smart enough to stay out of trouble. And that's the way I like it."

Mandy Morbid

Mandy Morbid is a model, dancer and adult film actress. She likes Jean-Paul Sartre, Martin Amis and Thomas Pynchon and has a dog named Drax The Destroyer.

She is 25 years old, born and half raised in Montreal, half in Ottawa, five feet tall, has one blue eye and one green eye, her waist is about 24 inches, hips 32, bra size is 28 FF or 28 G/H depending on what time of the month it is, style, and amount of cleavage desired. Her tits are real, she grew 'em herself. She weighs approximately 96 lbs and her shoe size is a women's 4 (kid's size 2). she usually has pink or blond hair but also sometimes it's a light green/aqua colour she really likes, and has a couple facial piercings and a bunch of tattoos all over. And yes, those are TIE fighters tattooed on her right thigh.

Satine Phoenix

Satine Phoenix has gone from illustrator to programmer to stripper to porn star and back again. You can find her musings as the Head Geek Mistress of blogs on sexfoodandcomicbooks.com. No longer in the porn industry, she spends her days watching scifi/fantasy movies/tv shows with her fiancee, playing elves in Dungeons and Dragons, playing elves in World of Warcraft, illustrating pinups and comics (preferably ones that have elves or elf-like people in them) and talking to her dog, 2 cats and 3 eels.

Frankie

Frankie is a hairdresser. Half her friends are in the sex industry. She's ok with that, apparently.

Connie

Connie is an exotic dancer and model who lives in Hollywood. She didn't feel like having a long bio. She plays a halfling named Jinx.

The Dungeonmaster:

Zak Sabbath

Zak Sabbath is a full-time artist and occasional porn performer. He's been in the Museum of Modern Art and has had three books published and knows nobody's reading this part of the bio page.

The Guest Stars: (in order of appearance)

Sasha Grey

Sasha Grey is an multiple-award-winning adult performer as well as being a model, musician and actress. She's a member of the experiemental industrial band aTelecine and is currently appearing on the HBO series "Entourage".

Justine Joli

Justine Joli (born July 16, 1980) grew up in St. Louis, Missouri, splitting her summers between a farm in Hannibal, Missouri and CresteButte, Colorado. She did ballet from age 3 to age 15, and was also active as a tagger in St. Louis with the handle "Live". In her late teens, she moved to the Los Angeles area with her mother.

In 2000, Joli was working in the Glendale Galleria when she was noticed by porn director Kris Kramski. Kramski passed her audition photos along to industry talent scout Roy Garcia, who found work for her in adult modeling and films.

At the beginning of her career, she worked in men's magazines, appearing in numerous issues of Penthouse and Hustler. She appeared on the cover of the March 2002 issue of Hustler and was the September 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Month. She was also a popular web model, appearing on sites such as ALS Scan, Matt's Models, and Danni's Hard Drive.

Joli describes herself as bisexual (being "60/40" in her preference toward men and women, respectively) in real life. As of 2007, she has not done any boy-girl scenes in an adult film, stating "I'm not comfortable doing boy/girl". Joli also appears alone in many movies and photosets, either as a glamour or fetish model or in solo masturbation scenes. She's also done some BDSM porn and in her personal life she has described herself as "hardcore sub".

Although as of 2007, she has never won an AVN Award, she has been nominated on several occasions – four nominations for "Best All-Girl Sex Scene – Video" (2003, 2005, 2006, 2007), three nominations for "Best Tease Performance" (2003, 2004, 2006), and one nomination for "Best Solo Sex Scene" (2007).

Joli has appeared twice on The Howard Stern Show and three times on The Opie and Anthony Show.

She's also captured in Edouard Salier's short movie, "Flesh" which describes the life and death of Manhattan during a fictional 9/11. She also appeared (along with porn stars Charlotte Stokely, Charmane Star, Erika Vution, and Stacey Adams) in the blaxploitation spoof Black Dynamite. She stars on the 2010 Nerdcore Horror Calendar.

Joli has been cast in the role of Caligula's wife, Caesonia, in the Off Broadway theatre production Caligula Maximus, scheduled to run at New York's Ellen Stewart Theatre in March-April 2010. She gained the role after working as a burlesque dancer at a New York performance venue run by Randy Weiner, the play's co-producer and co-writer.

Joli is a self described geek with a love of anime, science fiction, Macs and cartoons. She is also into nude sports, such as naked bungee jumping and nakedwhitewater rafting. She was romantically involved with porn director DCypher for several years.

Gia Jordan

Gia Jordan appeared in over 100 pornographic films before deciding she'd rather be a porn photographer. Now she is one.